What if Puddle of Mudd wrote their popular song She Hates Me about Esau?

Isaac and Rebekah had twin boys, Jacob and Esau. From the start there was sibling rivalry and parental favoritism. Two individuals with different interests and skills. But for them there was also promises that God had made to their grandfather Abraham. There would be a favored nation that would be great and would ultimately be a blessing to the world.

Paul mentions these two in Romans 9, quoting Malachi 1:2-5, sparking debate about how God elects people to salvation

Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated

This one goes out to all the TheoBros out there…

Chosen ones, numbered like sand
He made us, clay in His hand
Potter made a jar or two
I’m the one cracked and glued

Lentil stew, drips from my lip
Never thought I’d be the one He’d skip
Then I started to realize
I was nothing in His eyes

He totally hates me
Twins
He totally hates me
La, la, la love
I had no chance
and he loved my brother like his own son
He tossed me away

He chose me to show us his power
Molded clay, here I cower
Wrath is all I ever had
No injustice
Not good or bad, no

Lentil stew, drips from my lip
Never thought I’d be the one He’d skip
Then I started to realize
I was nothing in His eyes

He totally hates me
Twins
He totally hates me
La, la, la love
I had no chance
and he loved my brother like his own son
He tossed me away

That’s my story as you see
Got no mercy, passed over me
Now it’s over and I’m dead
His favorite color was not red

He totally hates me
Twins
He totally hates me
La, la, la love
I had no chance
and he loved my brother like his own son
He tossed me away