What if William Lane Craig of Reasonable Faith wrote the lyrics to Panama by Van Halen? If he is right about Molinism and middle knowledge then there must have been a possible world where this happened. So I offer you what those lyrics might have looked like in some other world that we have not had the blessing to see actualized. Apologies to William Lane Craig, Van Halen and Luis de Molina.

Rock on!

Oh, yeah
Uh-huh

Ka-lam, what I found
God exists, log-i-cal touchdown
Hot state, expands stars get their debut
Model infinite, Hilbert runs an inn

Don’t you know this view makes sense to me
I’ll teach you how to think
You’ll get it

Molina
Molina
Molina
Molina

Ain’t nothin’ like me, a thinkin’ machine
Got the zeal, mind of steel, keep the premises clean
It’s true, I got lots – oh- to think through
Got my reasons, fallacies spell your doom

Don’t you know this view makes sense to me
I’ll teach you how to think
You’ll get it

Molina
Molina
Molina
Molina

Yeah, Molina makes some a bit hot to fight
I can barely count the worlds that are made poss-i-ble
I teach this
idea has legs
free will is back

Brain grinding and vying
Won’t accept de-ter-min-ism now
Mind is clearing, logic searing
Ideas dropping, ain’t no stopping now

Molina
Molina
Molina
Molina