The Cult of Divine Sovereignty (Satire)

Here at Sola Radio, we hope you enjoyed that hit inspired by Esau from Puddle of Mudd. The next song in our countdown has an infectious riff that has stood the test of time. The band claims the song was written in just one rehearsal session. Here we are with Living Colour rocking out with new lyrics to their popular song Cult of Personality?

This one goes out to all the TheoBros out there…

And during the few moments that we have left
We want to talk right down to earth
In a language that nobody else here can easily understand

Thou you have eyes
You can not see
The cult of divine sovereignty

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What if William Lane Craig wrote the lyrics to Panama (Satire)

What if William Lane Craig of Reasonable Faith wrote the lyrics to Panama by Van Halen? If he is right about Molinism and middle knowledge then there must have been a possible world where this happened. So I offer you what those lyrics might have looked like in some other world that we have not had the blessing to see actualized. Apologies to William Lane Craig, Van Halen and Luis de Molina.

Rock on!

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Why is this Night Different?

As part of the Passover celebration there are several steps. One of the steps is the Maggid. This is where the stories of the Exodus and Israel’s release from captivity in Egypt are retold. Before that happens this part of the evening is kicked off by asking four questions collectively known as Ma Nishtana. The main question is: What makes this night different from all other nights?

This villanelle tries to capture the mood on that first Maudy Thursday as Jesus’ closest followers eat the Passover meal without quite understanding that His hour had come nor how different this night was really going to be from all other nights.

Why is this night different we say
We prepare bread of yeast-less dough
Guarded by the lamb we did slay

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